DIETER`S GUIDE TO WEIGHT LOSS BEFORE, DURING, AN

Move over South Beach, Atkins, and the Zone. Here's the real secret to losing weight and keeping it off: The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss Before, During, and After Sex. Bigger and better and more indispensable than ever, it's Richard Smith's tongue-in-cheek humor classics in a brand new format perfect for gift-giving. Completely revised and updated to include topical issues like metrosexuals, Viagra, second honeymoons, and cell phone sex (in the car, on the bus), here is an omnibus edition combining the New York Times bestselling Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, The Newlywed's Guide to Sex on the First Night, and The All-New Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, together with over 1.5 million copies in print. Funny as hell and now comprehensive--from Bathing Together to Banish the Blahs: 20 calories burned; with a rubber duck: 40 calories; with the au pair: 592 calories--to Putting on a Condom: while still in the restaurant: 27 calories; while ringing her doorbell: 66 calories; while asking her out: 200 calories--to Thanking Partner for a Wonderful Night: signing your note guess who: 5 calories; if partner has no idea who it's from: 200 calories.