101 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU`RE FIVE: The Funny,

Is that gurgle the best you can do? With five years of fun ahead of you, there are 101 fun and infuriating things for you to get up to . . .Go ahead . . . Play your jam sandwich in the DVD machine! Worship the cardboard box your most expensive present came in! Stick that pea right up your nose! Take your place in the middle of your parents' bed! Drop that tiny car in the massive ball pit and scream until your parents unearth it!After all, you're only young once.Destined to make new parents laugh and/or cry, Sally Norton's hilarious 101 Things to Do Before You're Five coaches babies through the essential skills to be mastered in those pre-school days, whilst guiding grown-ups through the 'joys' of those first five crucial years.'A must and makes a great gift for dads as well as mums. Buy it for yourself instead of any self-help books on raising children this is a self-help book as it makes you realise that you are normal!' Heard It In the Playground